Punny Stuff

not sure what the origin of these are, but thought I’d share 🙂

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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4 Comments

  1. BCGray said,

    March 24, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Girl after my own heart, but yea forgot to put the required “Groan” at the end Tori.

    Rule#1 Anyone who posts a “Pun” must ALWAYS post “Groan” at the end or they shall suffer the penalty of something nasty ( I don’t know something like smelly socks or something)

    Don’t yea just love them though 🙂

  2. Zoran said,

    April 20, 2009 at 4:42 am

    Greatings, Can i get a one small pic from your site?

  3. Pett said,

    April 22, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    bluebunny.wordpress.com – da best. Keep it going!
    Have a nice day
    Pett

    • bluebunny said,

      May 11, 2009 at 1:08 pm

      your comment got caught in the spam filter – sorry about that! thanks for stopping by!


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